Idiots Or Awesome? Smallest Penis Contest Entrants

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Finally, it's good to have a tiny penis. That's because a Danish erotica site is holding a smallest penis contest that will award winners with an iPhone or iPad. Its a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man," said the site's ownerMorten Fabricius, who added that it's abnormal to have a huge dong, not a smaller one."The contest is weird and funny and almost too much." Well, except for the love muscles.

Contest entrants anonymouslysubmit photos to the website with an erection alongside measuring tape. There's no in-person measurement and thus potential for fraud with flaccid pecker submissions, but we digress.On the one hand, the contest promotes (itself, and) male acceptance of small johnsons. On the other, what guy wants to distribute a photo of his miniaturepork sword?

Many women say that size doesn't matter. Okay. How many of those women have come face to face with an extremely smallwang doodle? At first glance, would she laugh, recoil, look for love elsewhere? A severely undersized dipstickshouldn't impair a man's self-esteem, yet there's a reason ExtenZe can afford infomercials and plastic surgeons performpenis enlargement surgery. Size matters to the extent guys and gals believe it does.

So why would a guy with a shortfire hose elect to disseminate an image of hisknob? Said Huffington Post sex columnistLora Somozaof the contest:"I don't know how it's going to be helping people. Whoever enters must want an iPad really bad."

Maybe plenty of women out there(with small matching parts?) like men with little rods, or at least don't mind. To wit: "I personally prefer smaller penises," former Penthouse Pet Sam Phillips told HuffPost. "I like the penis to hit my G-spot, not my cervix. These guys should be celebrated, not castrated."

Multiple studies show that the average erect trouser snakeis right around 5 inches, at least one inch smaller than the average male tells his friends or prospective lover, according to common knowledge.Guys have got what they've got, so why not accept it? And for guys with little bishops, why not submit and get some nice Apple swag?

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